Today would have been Humphrey Lyttelton’s birthday. Help Samantha celebrate with a strong drink and a slice of juicy birthday cake decorated with candles and silver balls. Be careful, though, not to make the drink so strong that you have trouble slicing the cake and extinguishing the candles. There’s no doubt that Samantha likes a stiff one, but she’s not so keen if an over-zealous and clumsy guest fumbles his balls and wax off into her moist portion.